
Fed up with trying to buy a house or a flat in Britain? Still too expensive? You can’t get a mortgage? Mummy and Daddy not rich enough to stump up a deposit?
You could always think about South Africa. It’s strictly for the brave – or the barking – but you could still buy a perfectly liveable two-bed house for £45,000. Or a 5,000 square foot building plot in a choice location for about £90,000.
The weather’s great, the countryside sublime, if you love nature and wild life it’s the place to be, the beaches and the sea – there’s something like 3000 miles of majestic coastline - can knock most places into a cocked hat.
And the catch? Well, just a few.
Seeing what’s happened in so many other parts of the continent hardly inspires confidence. In South Africa terrorism, economic blight, a shocking murder rate and fears about personal safety are four convincing reasons why people are upping sticks. Thabo Mbeki quit as President a couple of months ago and that didn’t do much to help stability.
Runaway Brits have been rushing back to Blighty. And there has been a marked increase in the number of South Africans with British passports wishing to emigrate. It’s reported by currency experts that funds have been draining out of the rand and back into the UK.
Poor old sterling might look a bit of a limp lettuce against most other currencies – but up against the rand of South Africa it’s positively Herculean. Holders have been ditching rands like hot cakes. Currency dealers say there’s been flood of selling. It’s dived from 13.21 against the pound in January to 19.19 a couple of months ago.
Traditionally the rand has always been a bit iffy – yo-yoing up and down. The Great Crash has increased its volatility. So selling up and getting out, coming to Britain for instance, could be costly. The buying power of the rand adds up to a great big fat zero.
And the UK – where falling property prices are now said to be levelling out a touch (there are even reports of a tiny rise in London) - remains seriously expensive.
If you’re a Brit buying in South Africa sterling looks a Lion. Though don’t let’s get too carried away. Against other currencies it’s still more of a mouse. But it does mean that in South Africa you could grab a bargain. Don’t get too carried away, though, by the cricket, the rugby and the beaches – ponder on those real, even frightening, drawbacks.